Hi I am Shay the Dog. I wanted to get my two sense in first. I live with my human, Mary in the mountains. It is really pretty here. I love to chase deer. Several days ago this other human, Janet showed up. She is really nice. I like her a lot. I put my paw on her arm and leg and ask kindly for affection. She gives me rubs and pats and talks really nice to me.
There is an issue with the above situation. Janet showed up with a little kitty named Elsie. I immediately knew that I did not like having her in my house. She lived in the front bedroom while she was here and I couldn’t get to her because the door was closed. I tried to break in the sliding glass door without success. I tried to jump up and down so I could see her in the front window. That didn’t work either.
And here is the real truth of the matter. I am afraid of that little 6 pound kitty. I am glad they are leaving soon. I like Janet but Elsie can just leave. I don’t want her in my house.
Hi, this is Elsie the Cat. Shay the dog is a pain. He barks and paws at the doors. He think he can get to me. Well bring it on. I may be small but I am mighty. I blow myself up big and dance towards the door. I just dare him to get to me.
Jeez I don’t why Janet keeps introducing me to these somewhat awkward situations. I love traveling with her. I like adventure but sometimes other animals are a bit too much. I was scared of Shay because he is big, and, then I heard Mary say he is really scared of me. Ha, Bring him on.
Tomorrow we return to the chicken house. I will take chickens over a noisy, scaredy dog. What a life I lead.
Arf Arf, 🐕 Meow Hiss. 🐈😼